Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Balala ameparara, his vision

As a person of Middle Eastern descent he says he is going to take a lead role in showing the world how women should be treated. On that note it's also a good opportunity to look at the enormous progress that he is going to make across the entire country when it comes to the treatment of women. For example, consider what will happen to a teenage girl who refuses to marry her father's elderly business partner. In the old days she'd get some serious punishment. Now she only gets tossed into the indian ocean.

Other proposals:

1. Rape victims will no longer be abandoned by families and set on fire. Just abandoned by families.

2. Genital mutilation will be confined to outer labia.

3. Age of consent will be lowered from sixteen to eight. (Seven with permission of parents.)

4. Full head scarves optional on "casual Friday."

5. Women will be allowed to drive, as long as a man is behind the wheel, steering and using the pedals.

6. Forced sex will remain a punishable offense, but women involved will face shorter sentences.

7. Beatings for talking back to husband now will be restricted to arms and legs. And torso. And head.

8. Women who speak to men to whom they are not related will be only jailed. (Except in cases where they will be jailed and then shot.)

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